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+THE KARKAT PUBLIC LICENSE (KKPL)
+Version 2, January 2024
+
+Copyright (C) 2023-2024 MeowcaTheoRange
+<me@abtmtr.link>
+
+THIS LICENSE GRANTS PERMISSION TO ANY 
+TROLL, HUMAN, GROUP, OR ANY OTHER
+LEGALLY RECOGNIZED ENTITY ("YOU") TO
+MODIFY, USE, AND DISTRIBUTE
+("SCHMEEVE", "SCHMEEVING") THIS WORK
+WITHIN THE DESIRED SCOPE DEFINED BELOW,
+AS LONG AS THE KARKAT PUBLIC LICENSE
+PERSISTS WITHIN.
+
+BY SCHMEEVING THIS WORK, YOU AGREE TO
+BE BOUND BY THIS LICENSE'S TERMS AND
+CONDITIONS:
+
+0.  YOU WON'T BE A WUSS ABOUT THIS
+    LICENSE.
+1.  YOU WILL ONLY SCHMEEVE WITHIN THE
+    WORK'S DESIRED SCOPE FOR THIS
+    LICENSE.
+2.  YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THAT THIS WORK
+    COMES WITH NO WARRANTY.
+3.  YOU FROND PROMISE THAT YOU WON'T
+    SUE IF YOUR COMPUTER EXPLODES
+    BECAUSE OF THIS PROGRAM.
+4.  YOU AGREE THAT KARKAT IS THE BEST
+    HACKER ON ALTERNIA.
+
+WHAT PARTS OF THE WORK DOES THIS DAMNED
+LICENSE APPLY TO:
+  All of it
+WRITE THE WORK'S NAME HERE: 
+  The Karkat Public License (KKPL)
+  (Version 2, January 2024)
+WRITE THE NAME(S) OF THE PROGRAM CODE
+AUTHOR(S) HERE:
+  MeowcaTheoRange <me@abtmtr.link>
+
+FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.
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