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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en">
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<head>
<%- include(__dirname + "/views/components/specific/head.ejs") %>
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</head>
<body>
<main>
<%- include(__dirname + "/views/components/specific/header.ejs") %>
<%- include(__dirname + "/views/components/cakeView.ejs", {
image: "/assets/imgs/homosuckMatkap.png",
alt: "matkap looking ridiculous with his hands in the air",
title: "hey, i'm Meowca&shy;Theo&shy;Range.",
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description: `i've got a feeling you want a <b>good site</b> that's <b>special</b>, <b>performs well</b> on <b>all devices</b>, and <b>pleases new visitors</b> and <b>existing fans</b> alike.
you want it to <b>bring attention to what you do</b>, what you <b>dedicate yourself to</b>, what you're <b>passionate about</b>, or <b>what you're selling</b>... but you <b>don't quite have the know-how to get it done</b>.
don't worry - in that case, <b>i've got your back</b>!`
}) %>
<%- include(__dirname + "/views/components/compareView.ejs", {
image: "/assets/imgs/perplexedPerson.png",
alt: "some person looking perplexed at their computer loading a website",
title: "why you should consider my services",
description: [
["i know how to make sites perform well.", `i design my sites in HTML, only using JavaScript for flair and utility. this speeds up loading times by not requiring as much as a modern site would demand.`],
["after i make wewbsite you can extend it i dont care"],
["every single carrd pro feature is included in commission price except for the domain and hosting stuff i can't do that for you",
`if you'd like a form to send you an email, Google Analytics, or a special HTML thingy on your site, it'll run you no extra cost.`],
["i am building the website for you"],
["styling is separate from page content", `if you aren't sure about a color, the layout, or the font of a page, you won't have to go through every element to do it. changing any of these (even while I'm working on it) will run you no extra cost.`]
]
}) %>
<%- include(__dirname + "/views/components/compareView.ejs", {
image: "/assets/imgs/smellyCarrd.png",
alt: "a large red no-entry symbol over a smelly computer with a carrd page on it",
title: "why you shouldn't use carrd",
description: [
["you've got a limited amount of elements", `if you've ever tried to seriously use carrd, you've probably hit the limits of elements at least once.`],
["it's only one page", `fancy site transitions are nice, but it runs the cost of having *all of your site* on one page loaded at once, which isn't that good.`],
["you still have to build your site yourself!"]
]
}) %>
<%- include(__dirname + "/views/components/listView.ejs", {
title: "what you'll need",
description: [
["some idea of what you'll want your site to look like.",
`what colors? what font? what will the pages be? what will they look like? what content will they have? do you want anything to be interactive? any galleries?
this is a storm of questions, sure, but they're only here to get you thinking.`
],
["some idea of what you'll want your site to do.",
`at the moment, i'm looking to work on commission sites specifically. i might be able to do other types of sites if requested, but anything personal is out of my scope.`],
["the ability to send and recieve emails.",
`i don't have any social media other than FurAffinity. no Twitter, no Instagram, nothing. regarding commission requests, i'll only accept email.`],
["the ability to send and recieve Cash App requests.",
`Stripe screwed me, PayPal exposes PII, and Ko-fi requires one of both. Cash App is sketch, sure, but it's one of the only ways i can get money into my bank account.`],
["patience.",
`making a website takes a long time, and while (i think) i may be faster at it than most, i'll still need some time. i will send occasional updates about the site, though.`]
]
}) %>
<section class="satisfiedBox">
<h2>is this looking good so far?</h2>
<p>you should check out <a href="/whaticando/">what i can do</a>.</p>
</section>
<%- include(__dirname + "/views/components/specific/footer.ejs") %>
</main>
</body>
</html>