MeowcaTheoRange
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Yet you participate in abtmtr.link site commissions. Curious! I am very intelligent.
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124 lines
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5.2 KiB
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<!DOCTYPE html>
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<html lang="en">
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<head>
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<%- include(__dirname + "/views/components/specific/head.ejs") %>
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</head>
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<body>
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<main>
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<%- include(__dirname + "/views/components/specific/header.ejs") %>
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<%- include(__dirname + "/views/components/cakeView.ejs", {
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image: "/assets/imgs/trustmeMatkap.png",
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alt: "matkap, wall-eyed, with a wide grin, top-hat, and an improperly-worn tie.",
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title: "It's business time.",
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description: `So, you've seen what I can do, and you've given what you want a little thought... now what's the cost of all of this?
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Check out the site types and see what fits you.`
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}) %>
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<%- include(__dirname + "/views/components/compareView.ejs", {
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image: "/assets/imgs/pricing/type_all.png",
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alt: "matkap smiling at the viewer, with a browser on the other side. sparkles are around both.",
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title: "All site types can/will include",
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description: [
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["A 404 page (not included in page count)", `Let me know what you're using to host, and I'll adjust the file accordingly.`],
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["Static assets (images, favicon, videos, JSON files, etc.)"],
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["HTML and CSS"],
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["No limits on page content"],
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["No limits on widgets, embeds, 88x31s, blinkies, whatever"],
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["No abtmtr.link watermark or whatever", "Credit me if you want, though"],
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["No hosting on abtmtr.link"],
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]
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}) %>
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<br />
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<%- include(__dirname + "/views/components/yesNoListView.ejs", {
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image: "/assets/imgs/pricing/type_basic.png",
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alt: "A browser displaying the word HELLO, with some generic content after it.",
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title: "Basic Site ($20 USD)",
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description: `The most basic site you can get from me.
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This site type is good if you just want a website that can do just about what you'd need.
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Minimum deadline: 2 weeks
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Est. time: Less than a week`,
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yes: [
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["Homepage with brief socials/pricing/terms of service"],
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],
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no: [
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["Separate terms of service page"],
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["Separate contact/socials page"],
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["Google Analytics"],
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["Gallery page"],
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["Contact form"],
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]
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}) %>
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<%- include(__dirname + "/views/components/yesNoListView.ejs", {
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image: "/assets/imgs/pricing/type_nice.png",
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alt: "A browser displaying miscellaneous content, and a path leading from a house to a script to a contact icon.",
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title: "Nice Site ($30 USD)",
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description: `Something that's a little nicer.
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This site type is good if you need comprehensive information about what you're selling, how you're selling it, and where you're selling it.
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Minimum deadline: 4 weeks
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Est. time: 2-4 weeks`,
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yes: [
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["Homepage/pricing page"],
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["Terms of service page"],
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["Contact/socials page"],
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["Google Analytics (if you want)"],
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],
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no: [
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["Gallery page"],
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["Contact form"],
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]
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}) %>
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<%- include(__dirname + "/views/components/yesNoListView.ejs", {
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image: "/assets/imgs/pricing/type_cool.png",
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alt: "A browser displaying a gallery and a form, with arrows coming out of the form pointing to the Twitter logo, an email icon, and three question marks. An arrow points from the gallery showing more images.",
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title: "Cool Site ($50 USD)",
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description: `A site with the works.
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This site type is good if you'd like this site to front your operations.
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If you use some kind of commission management system, and are happy with making your requests work better, this is a good pick for you.
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Minimum deadline: 2 months
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Est. time: 4-6 weeks`,
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yes: [
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["Homepage/pricing page"],
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["Terms of service page"],
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["Contact/socials page"],
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["Google Analytics (if you want)"],
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["Gallery page"],
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["Contact form (for Twitter, e-mail, etc.)", "Ask for what platform you use for contacts, and I'll see if I can work it out."],
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],
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no: [
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]
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}) %>
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<br />
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<h2>Or, I can quote you a site</h2>
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<%- include(__dirname + "/views/components/yesNoListView.ejs", {
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image: "/assets/imgs/pricing/type_quote.png",
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alt: "matkap chewing on a calculator. there's a quote that is reported to be \"$?!?!\". a browser is below it.",
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title: "\"Site\" ($20+ USD)",
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description: `Looks like I'll have to do some mental math.
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This site type is good if you need something *really* specific.
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It's also the worst pun I think I've ever made.
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Price and time depends on quoted content, plus the base fee.
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(the quote itself is free, I'm not gonna charge you for a damn email exchange)`,
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yes: [
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["fuck around and find out"],
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],
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no: [
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["<a href=\"https://youtu.be/iZlpsneDGBQ\" target=\"_blank\">freedom from consequences</a>"],
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]
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}) %>
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<br />
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<section class="satisfiedBox">
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<h2>Does everything look OK?</h2>
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<p>Feel free to go ahead and <a href="/contact/">contact me</a>.</p>
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</section>
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<%- include(__dirname + "/views/components/specific/footer.ejs") %>
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</main>
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</body>
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</html> |