abtmtr-comms/views/pages/pricing.ejs

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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en">
<head>
<%- include(__dirname + "/views/components/specific/head.ejs") %>
</head>
<body>
<main>
<%- include(__dirname + "/views/components/specific/header.ejs") %>
<%- include(__dirname + "/views/components/cakeView.ejs", {
image: "/assets/imgs/trustmeMatkap.png",
alt: "matkap, wall-eyed, with a wide grin, top-hat, and an improperly-worn tie.",
title: "it's business time.",
description: `so, you've seen what i can do, and you've given what you want a little thought... now what's the cost of all of this?
check out the site types and see what fits you.`
}) %>
<%- include(__dirname + "/views/components/compareView.ejs", {
image: "/assets/imgs/pricing/type_all.png",
alt: "matkap smiling at the viewer, with a browser on the other side. sparkles are around both.",
title: "all site types can/will include",
description: [
["a 404 page (not included in page count)", `let me know what you're using to host, and i'll adjust the file accordingly.`],
["static assets (images, favicon, videos, JSON files, etc.)"],
["HTML and CSS"],
["no limits on page content"],
["no limits on widgets, embeds, 88x31s, blinkies, whatever"],
["no abtmtr.link watermark or whatever", "credit me if you want, though"],
["no hosting on abtmtr.link"],
]
}) %>
<br />
<%- include(__dirname + "/views/components/yesNoListView.ejs", {
image: "/assets/imgs/pricing/type_basic.png",
alt: "some pages, and a browser accessing the first page in the list with a person extending their right arm up to the browser.",
title: "basic site ($20 USD)",
description: `the most basic site you can get from me.
this site type is good if you just want a website. nothing sparkly, just a site that looks good and works well.
if you've got socials, a toyhouse, and a ko-fi, this can be your go-to.
minimum deadline: 4 weeks
est. time: 1-2 weeks`,
yes: [
["3 pages max (incl. homepage)"],
["HTML forms"],
["Google Analytics (if you want)"],
],
no: [
["JavaScript"],
["subpages"],
]
}) %>
<%- include(__dirname + "/views/components/yesNoListView.ejs", {
image: "/assets/imgs/pricing/type_good.png",
alt: "a couple pages, and a browser with a gallery and an advertisement with an among us crewmate and the word \"adversising [sic]\".",
title: "good site ($30 USD)",
description: `this site type is good if you don't need a lot out of your site.
if you use some kind of commission management system, and are happy with just making your requests more parseable, this is a good pick for you.
minimum deadline: 1 month
est. time: 2-4 weeks`,
yes: [
["Everything from <i>basic site</i>"],
["5 pages max (incl. homepage)"],
["basic JavaScript"],
["JS forms"],
["gallery views (image only)"],
["subpages"],
],
no: [
]
}) %>
<%- include(__dirname + "/views/components/yesNoListView.ejs", {
image: "/assets/imgs/pricing/type_awesome.png",
alt: "a portfolio website, with a sale dialog over it. the sale code is \"HIIIIALL\".",
title: "awesome site ($50 USD)",
description: `good site, but better. or: matkap special, but more basic.
the Nitro Basic of abtmtr.link's site commissions.
this site type is good for an advanced commissions site - one that can count slots, availability, types of commissions, whatever you'll need.
minimum deadline: 2 months
est. time: 1-2 months`,
yes: [
["Everything from <i>good site</i>"],
["10 pages max (incl. homepage)"],
["functional cookies, local storage, and session storage"],
["popups and stuff"],
],
no: [
]
}) %>
<br />
<h2>or, i can quote you a site</h2>
<%- include(__dirname + "/views/components/yesNoListView.ejs", {
image: "/assets/imgs/pricing/type_quote.png",
alt: "matkap chewing on a calculator. there's a quote that is reported to be \"$?!?!\". a browser is below it.",
title: "\"site\" ($20+ USD)",
description: `oh god oh fuck it looks like i'll have to do some mental math.
this site type is good if you need something specific.
it's also the worst pun i think i've ever made.
price depends on quoted content, plus the base fee.
(the quote itself is free i'm not gonna charge you for a damn email exchange)
minimum deadline: ???
est. time: ???`,
yes: [
["fuck around and find out"],
],
no: [
["<a href=\"https://youtu.be/iZlpsneDGBQ\" target=\"_blank\">freedom from consequences</a>"],
]
}) %>
<br />
<section class="satisfiedBox">
<h2>does everything look OK?</h2>
<p>feel free to go ahead and <a href="/contact/">contact me</a>.</p>
</section>
<%- include(__dirname + "/views/components/specific/footer.ejs") %>
</main>
</body>
</html>