diff --git a/views/pages/about.ejs b/views/pages/about.ejs
index 3117225..4e1a521 100644
--- a/views/pages/about.ejs
+++ b/views/pages/about.ejs
@@ -4,8 +4,9 @@
   <body>
     <main>
       <h1>about</h1>
-      <p>hey, i'm MeowcaTheoRange.<br />i run abtmtr.link, for the most part.</p>
+      <p>who runs abtmtr.link?</p>
       <h2>MeowcaTheoRange's h-card</h2>
+      <p>hey, i'm MeowcaTheoRange.<br />i run abtmtr.link, for the most part.</p>
       <div class="h-card">
         <h3><span class="p-name">Theo Range</span>
           (<span class="p-nickname">MeowcaTheoRange</span>)</h3>
diff --git a/views/pages/sites.ejs b/views/pages/sites.ejs
index 7a63e47..87b39f6 100644
--- a/views/pages/sites.ejs
+++ b/views/pages/sites.ejs
@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@
   <body>
     <main>
       <h1>sites</h1>
-      <p>a large collection of 88x31s.</p>
+      <p>a collection of other sites in the form of 88x31s.</p>
       <h2>friends of abtmtr.link (<%= b.length %>)</h2>
       <div>
         <% b.forEach((button) => { %>
diff --git a/views/pages/updates.ejs b/views/pages/updates.ejs
index 547c8e8..53a8a65 100644
--- a/views/pages/updates.ejs
+++ b/views/pages/updates.ejs
@@ -4,8 +4,9 @@
   <body>
     <main>
       <h1>updates</h1>
-      <p><%= rss.description %><br />subscribe to the <a href="/rss">rss feed</a>!</p>
+      <p>what's going on with abtmtr.link?</p>
       <h2>items</h2>
+      <p>subscribe to the <a href="/rss">rss feed</a>!</p>
       <ul>
         <% rss.items.forEach((item) => { %>
           <li>
