[
  {
    "link": "blurbs",
    "description": "what are other sites saying about abtmtr.link?"
  },
  {
    "link": "characters",
    "description": "about abtmtr.link's mascots and other such characters"
  },
  {
    "link": "updates",
    "description": "what's going on with abtmtr.link?"
  },
  {
    "link": "mininq",
    "description": "slowchat, for sysadmins who aren't quite equine."
  },
  {
    "link": "servers",
    "description": "about the services on abtmtr.link and the machines that serve them."
  },
  {
    "link": "sites",
    "description": "a collection of other sites in the form of 88x31s."
  },
  {
    "link": "about",
    "description": "who runs abtmtr.link?"
  }
]